Victoria Almeida
Nude

The Argentinean-born actress Victoria Almeida is fairly nude to the world of cinema, but in her short time pursuing film fame, she’s made quite a skin-pression on Mr Skin. The dark-haired, curvaceously stunning, milky-skinned babe made her debut in the horror flick Cursed Bastards (2011), but we cursed the bastards that made that movie and didn’t insist on her getting nude. It’s disrespectful to horror tropes you dopes! Victoria moved on to appear in the films The Last Look (2011), where no, we didn’t get a good one, and Gone Fishing (2012), which didn’t lure us with the promise of nudity. The same year, Victoria scored a recurring role on the werewolf-filled series Lobo. We were going loco about the lack of skin scenes, when finally Victoria bared both her yabbos, though not in the same scene, and gave us a quick look at her trimmed box, in the sci-fi drama about hiding from zombies via miles of untouched wasteland and sand, The Desert (2013). Talk about a thirst trap! We were really hoping she would desert her clothes again, but the closest we got was a little schoolgirl on nun, lesbian makeout session in the family drama TV show, Historia de un Clan. From the sexiest Sunday school our D’s have ever see, see’d, Victoria moved on to play Sofia Lavalle on the Argentinean telenovela Educando a Nina. It’s a classic setup about two identical twins who don’t know each other, where one ends up pretending to be the other to help her get out of a jam. Our jam is seeing Victoria Almeida just as the lord made-ya!